Going Absolutely Peanuts For Attention
(My friend is severely allergic to peanuts.)
Waitress: “What would you like? Our specials are [list of specials].”
Friend: “I’ll have [meal], please. But does that have peanuts?”
Waitress: “Let me check.”
(She runs to the kitchen to ask someone.)
Other Customer: “Pasta doesn’t have peanuts, idiot.”
Friend: “Actually, some foods have traces of peanuts that you can’t taste. I happen to be allergic, so if I eat it, I could wind up in the ER.”
Other Customer: “That’s made-up!”
Me: “Actually, allergies are real things that really happen. And yeah, they can be life-threatening.”
Other Customer: “No, they are not! Allergies are sneezing. She’s making this up to get attention!”
Me: “Umm…”
Waitress: “No, it’s peanut-free.”
Other Customer: “I told you, you dumb b****! You want attention!”
Me: “Um, you’re the one making a spectacle.”
(The offending customer was removed and my friend got a free meal. Thanks, idiot customer, for the free pasta.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?