A Wizards’ Fireworks Explode Precisely When They Intend To
(I get home from a friend’s house with my fiancé after watching the New Year’s fireworks. I’m not one for fireworks, but you could see them from the house.)
Me: *to fiancé* “Well, I’ll say it again, the same as I’ve said it every year: they’re not as good as Gandalf’s.”
(He just smiled and shook his head. Happy New Year’s!)
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
