Glad They Catnipped That In The Bud, Part 2

I’m working in the pet food aisle of the market I work at and these two teenagers have taken an interest in the small selection of catnip we supply.

Teen #1: “Hey, do you know anything about catnip?”

Me: “Not really, why?”

Teen #1: “Oh, we just wanted to know if you could get high off of it?”

Me: “Um… I’m really not sure.”

Teen #2: “Well, we figured that cats get pretty crazy on it. So humans must get some kind of high off of it, too, right?”

Teen #1: “It’s like pot for cats, right?”

Me: “I have no idea. I don’t know anything about catnip. And I certainly don’t know anything about drugs.”

Teen #1: “Oh, okay. Thanks for your help.”

Teen #2: *As they walk away* “Let’s get it and try smoking it, anyway. What’s the worst it can do?”

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