H2-Slow, Part 20

I’m a customer service representative at my store. I am walking through the store when three young customers approach me.

Customer #1: “Um, ah, excuse me. Do you sell diet water?”

Me: “Diet water? Do you mean the flavored water or the vitamin water? They’re right down this aisle.”

Customer #1: “No, they have calories. I want diet water without any calories.”

The other two girls move on at this point.

Me: “Aah… Honey, regular water doesn’t have any calories.”

Customer #1: *Wide-eyed, seriously* “REALLY?!”

She rushed off to tell her friends the good news.

Related:
H2-Slow, Part 19
H2-Slow, Part 18
H2-Slow, Part 17
H2-Slow, Part 16
H2-Slow, Part 15