H2-Slow, Part 20
I’m a customer service representative at my store. I am walking through the store when three young customers approach me.
Customer #1: “Um, ah, excuse me. Do you sell diet water?”
Me: “Diet water? Do you mean the flavored water or the vitamin water? They’re right down this aisle.”
Customer #1: “No, they have calories. I want diet water without any calories.”
The other two girls move on at this point.
Me: “Aah… Honey, regular water doesn’t have any calories.”
Customer #1: *Wide-eyed, seriously* “REALLY?!”
She rushed off to tell her friends the good news.
Related:
H2-Slow, Part 19
H2-Slow, Part 18
H2-Slow, Part 17
H2-Slow, Part 16
H2-Slow, Part 15
