Doesn’t Like Your Dry Humor

I am the sole scale operator for a waste facility in a small town. Some of my regulars can be… obnoxious.

Customer: “It’s just so unfair that we have to pay for the weight of the water in the load!”

Me: “I get where you’re coming from, but we have to pay for that weight when it’s transferred to the landfill, too.”

Customer: “But it’s not my fault it’s so heavy!”

Me: “Look, even if we could remove the water weight, you announced it as drywall. Not wetwall. Dry.”

Customer: *Under his breath* “Well, that’s not very funny.”