Do As I Swear, Not As I Do
(I’m driving with my mother when someone cuts me off in traffic.)
Me: “Stupid a**hole!”
Mum: “[My Name], don’t swear! I raised you better than that!”
(Later on, she is telling me about driving with a friend of the family. Said friend is close to me in age and happens to be male.)
Mum: “So, someone cut [Friend] off, and he called the other driver a ‘dumb f****** dips***.’ Ha ha! He was mortified that he’d sworn in front of me, but I told him that I just thought it was funny.”
Me: “How come when I do it, it’s terrible, but when [Friend] does it, it’s funny?”
Mum: *pause* “Well, I’m not [Friend]’s mother, so it’s different.”
Me: “Would it still be ‘different’ if [Friend] was female?”
Mum: “Of course not! Women shouldn’t swear!”
Me: “Uh-huh...”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?