Getting Ahead In Self-Diagnosis
(We are talking in bed before we go to sleep. I always fear the worst when people get sick.)
Boyfriend: “I keep getting really bad headaches lately.”
Me: “Maybe you should see a doctor?”
Boyfriend: “Nah. It’s just headache. What are they gonna do?”
Me: “Well, maybe something is wrong?”
Boyfriend: “Like what?”
Me: “I don’t know… Worst case, a brain tumor or something. You never know!”
Boyfriend: “That’s not possible. I don’t have that.”
Me: “What, tumors?”
Boyfriend: “No, brains!”