And A Fish (Out Of Water) Burger
(I am English, but live in the USA. While driving one day I get thirsty, and go through the drive-thru of a popular burger chain.)
Worker: *through the speaker* “Welcome to [Fast Food Restaurant]. May I take your order?”
Me: “Can I get a bottle of water, please?”
Worker: “Could you repeat that, ma’am?”
Me: “Water. A bottle of water.”
Worker: “What was that?”
Me: “Water. Bottled water. Uh, to drink? Water?”
Worker: “Sorry, ma’am. Can you repeat that?”
(I figure the worker can’t understand my English accent, and try to (badly) imitate the local American accent.)
Me: “Can aaah get some waaah-trrrrr?”
Worker: “Sure! One water, that’ll be $1.10, first window!”