Customers Reading Signs And Other Miracles

Customer: “I’m looking for this movie. Do you happen to have it?”

Me: “Let me have a look here.” *looks through all the movies we currently have* “No, seems like we don’t have this movie at the moment.”

Customer: “I’ve been looking through your movies and they are all out of order. You should at least try to keep them in alphabetical order.”

Me: “Yeah, we could try that, but customers pick up the movies and put them in different spots.”

Customer: “Then you should put signs up stating that if you pick up a movie, you put it back where you got it!”

Me: “But people don’t read!”

Customer: “Ah, you do have a good point there.”