Choose Your Battles, Part 5

A customer is buying a book on learning sign language, which includes an instructional DVD.

Me: “Oh, that has a DVD with it. That’s a really good deal. I bet that’s a huge help.”

Customer: “Yeah, but I wish they put it on CD so I could learn it while I’m driving to and from work. Do you have any sign language CDs?”

Me: “You want to learn sign language… from a CD? While you’re driving?”

Customer: “Yeah! People learn languages while driving all the time!”

Me: “But not sign language.”

Customer: “Why not?”

I’m not even gonna bother.

Me: “…no, we do not have a sign language CD, ma’am. Is that everything?”

Related:
Choose Your Battles, Part 4
Choose Your Battles, Part 3
Choose Your Battles, Part 2
Choose Your Battles