Call 911… And Then Call The Divorce Lawyer!

Caller: “Hi! Quick question. Does my husband’s insurance cover the ambulance ride?”

Me: “There are a few factors that could negate that, but in most instances, it would be covered.”

Caller: “What if he got into an accident on the I5 just outside Santa Clarita and he might have hurt his back?”

Me: “That… sounds very specific, ma’am.”

Caller: “Would his ambulance ride be covered then?”

Me: “Well, it would—”

Caller: *Suddenly shouting at someone else* “Harold! Sit down! You’d better not be dialing 911 until I can check if we gotta pay for i—” *Click*

I hope Harold got to the hospital okay!