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Best Oosik To What You Know

, , , , , , , | Right | August 31, 2010

Customer: “Excuse me, what is this?”

Me: “That’s an ‘oosik.’”

Customer: “What’s it made of?”

Me: “It’s umm… the lower anatomy of a walrus.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “It’s a part of a male walrus.”

Customer: “What part?”

Me: “It’s a petrified walrus penis.”

(The customer laughs and runs over to his wife. They talk in their language for a bit then he drags her over by the arm, still giggling.)

Customer: “Tell her what it is!”


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