A VERY Merry Christmas All Around!
Funny Stories, Holidays, Party, Place Of Worship, Rude & Risque, South Carolina, Spouses & Partners, USA, Wordplay | Romantic
| January 20, 2024
I’m at a church Christmas party, and we’re doing a white elephant gift exchange. A woman is opening a box full of items, and one is a whistle. [Woman] is known for being a bit out there.
Woman: “A whistle! I can use this for [Husband]! When I blow it, he comes!”
We all die laughing.
Woman: *Confused* “Why is everyone laughing?”
Husband: “I’ll explain it to you later…”
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