Your Religious Knowledge Has Descended

(Dad and I happen to be driving by a church with a Christmas manger on display. There’s an empty spot where one figure is missing.)

Me: “Huh, I wonder why they don’t have a baby Jesus in that display…”

Dad: “Well, he ascended, so he wouldn’t be there.”

Me: “Um, Dad? That’s Easter.”

Dad: “Oh, right.”

Me: “Weren’t you raised Catholic?!”