When Life Gives You Gay Lemons…
(I work in a lemonade stand inside of a college football stadium, so, therefore, most of our customers are drunk college boys. We have two flavors: regular and sugar-free pink lemonade.)
Customer: “What kind of lemonade do you have?”
Me: “Well, we have regular and pink, which is sug—“
Customer: *cuts me off mid-sentence* “That’s gay! I’m not drinking pink lemonade. That’s gay!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
