Totally Quackers
Amusement Park, California, Pets & Animals, Strangers, Stupid, Teenagers, USA | Friendly
| March 30, 2018
(We love the ducks at [Theme Park]. My wife tends to call out when one is trying to get across a crowded walkway, just to give people a heads-up to watch where they are going.)
Wife: *gleefully* “Duck Crossing!”
Teenager: “Oh! Look at all the chickens!”
Wife: “Ducks.”
Teenager: *to friend* “So many chickens!”
Wife: *losing all belief in our school system* “Ducks…”
Duck: *flies two yards to avoid getting trampled, starts pecking popcorn*
Teenager: *to friend* “Did you know [Theme Park] had chickens?!”
Duck: “Quack!”
Wife: *to the duck* “I know, right?”
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