The Rudest Awakening
I am asleep, but my husband wakes me up by farting loudly as he comes into the bedroom. I stir slightly, so he reassures me.
Husband: “I’m just looking for my phone.”
Me: *Half-asleep* “What, are you using echolocation to find it?”
He laughed, took his phone, and left.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?