The Phrase “F*** No” Seems So Inadequate

I worked at a mall shop that sold adult toys. We had a policy that any sex paraphernalia could not be returned after the package was opened, for obvious reasons.

We had someone come in with a vibrator that they had haphazardly tucked back into the packaging. Even with it closed, the smell was intense.

We refused the return, and we had to threaten them with security before they finally left.

And we sanitized the counter really well after that.