The Devil Wouldn’t Want You To Pay Your Debts, Either

Me: “I still haven’t received payment for [project].”

Client: “Ah, yes, there’s a very good reason for that. The invoice number was 666.”

Me: “And?”

Client: “And I’m not associating with the devil in any way.”

Me: “What if I send you another invoice?”

Client: “Nice try, but you’ve already made the mistake. Just try and sue me; I have religious rights.”