(A customer comes out and hands me his valet ticket for his car. I go back to the key box and notice that I had written that he hadn’t given me his keys. He had one of those key-less start cars that you don’t need to put in a key to drive, but the key still has to be in the car to start it.)
Me: “Excuse me, sir, you did not give me the keys to your car.”
Customer: “Oh, yeah. You see this is a key-less start car here, son. You don’t need a key to start it.”
Me: “Yes, sir, I am aware that it is a key-less start, but I still need the key to be in the car to start it.”
Customer: “I don’t think you understand me here, kid. It is KEY-LESS. You don’t need my key. Now please just go get my car.”
Me: “Sir, I know what you are saying, but I have parked many other cars like this..”
Customer: “Listen to me, boy! I am an adult! I have had that car for a while, and I think I know a little more about how it works than you, don’t you think?! Now go get my car or I will tell the manager!”
(I try to tell him once again that I need the key, but he just screams and goes to get the manager. I tell the manager what the problem is.)
Manager: “Sir, he is correct. You need the key to start the car.”
Customer: “OH, MY GOD! Are you all idiots here?!”
(I take him and the manager to his car. I ask him for the key, which he gives me.)
Me: “Sir, please show me how to start the car without the key inside.”
Customer: “Okay, fine, then!”
(He tries to press the engine start button, which doesn’t start.)
Customer: “…”
Me: “Yes, sir?”
Customer: “Well, are you going to give me the keys so I can start my car?! Jesus, everyone knows you can’t start this type of car without a key! You should be fired!”
(That was the night I quit my job.)
