Cash Back Attack, Part 2
(I’m working our drive-thru lanes with another teller. A customer comes through our business lane and asks that I exchange some coins for him. I do this, give him cash back in a sealed money envelope, and he drives off. 10 minutes later, he comes back through the drive-thru…)
Customer: *to me* “You! You didn’t give me enough cash back!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “YOU SHORTED ME $20! GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!”
Me: “Is it stuck to another one of the bills, sir?”
Customer: “Of course not. This is what you gave me. I want my d*** money right now!”
Me: “Let me go count my drawer and I’ll see if I can find that $20 for you.”
(I count my entire drawer, and discover I balance perfectly.)
Me: “Sir, my drawer is perfectly balanced. Are you sure the $20 isn’t stuck to something else?”
Customer: “I don’t give a flying s*** if your drawer is f*****g balanced! You cheated me out of my d*** $20 and I want you to give it to me RIGHT NOW!”
Me: “Please don’t use that language with me.”
Customer: “I can talk however the h*** I want!”
Me: “I’ll ask you again to not to use that language with me. What I will do is get a supervisor to count my drawer again.”
Customer: “You tell your supervisor to get her a** over here right f*****g now!”
(I grab a supervisor. She counts my drawer slowly and makes sure the customer can see her through the window. Again, it comes up balanced.)
Supervisor: “Sir? Her drawer is coming up balanced. I’ve checked her transaction history and it’s showing she gave you the $20.”
Customer: “SHE DID NOT! SHE CHEATED ME OUT OF MY $20! CHECK HER!”
Me: “EXCUSE ME?!”
Supervisor: “I’m not going to do that. I have no proof that she did anything other than give it to you.”
Customer: “GET ME A NEW TELLER AND MY $20 OR I’M GOING TO ANOTHER BANK!”
Coworker: “Sir, did you look on your seat for the $20?”
Customer: *looks down* “…Oh. Here it is. Right on my seat.”
Supervisor: “Good, I’m glad you found it. Now, have a nice day.”
Customer: “I just wanted to make sure that you didn’t cheat me. I don’t like to be cheated. I guess I’m sorry.”
(My jaw drops. I click the drive-thru mic off and mouth “Shame on you” at the customer as he drives away.)
Supervisor: “A**hole.” *looks at me and my coworker* “Sorry! I shouldn’t have said that. Are you okay, [My Name]?”
Me: “Yeah, you only said what we all were thinking…”