Giving You A Big Pizza Crazy
(A woman in her fifties enters the restaurant from the employees-only door.)
Customer: *shouting* “I want twenty pizzas!”
Me: “Miss, I can’t get your order from here. Please, use the entrance for customers.”
Customer: “I want twenty pizzas!”
Me: “I heard you, but I can’t take your order like this. Please, come to the bar from the other side and I’ll get your order.”
(She goes around the corner to the customer entrance and gets to the bar.)
Customer: “I want twenty pizzas! And I want them now!”
Me: “Sure, ma’am. What size?”
Customer: “The biggest one. And I need them in five minutes.”
Me: “I’m sorry, miss, but the oven takes that long only baking one pizza, and I need to make them myself, cut them, and put them in boxes. That’ll probably take at least 50 minutes.”
Customer: “But I want them now!”
Me: “Sorry, but it’s physically impossible. I’ll gladly make them as fast as possible, but not in five minutes.”
Customer: *turns back and starts walking out while mumbling* “Ha! Why would I want that much pizza? Who am I going to feed, the whole city? You’re crazy.”