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Parenthood Is Already Crackers

, , , , , , | Right | February 1, 2024

In The Netherlands, the traditional treat to celebrate a newborn baby is “beschuit met muisjes”, a round cracker (beschuit) with sugar-coated aniseeds (muisjes) — blue for boys and pink for girls.

A man comes through my checkout lane. He looks exhausted. He has eight rolls of beschuit, a tub of butter, and two packs of muisjes, one blue and one pink.

Me: “Congratulations on the twins, sir!”

Customer: “Thanks!” *Pauses for a second* “Wait, how do you know they’re twins?”

I hold up both packs of muisjes.

Me: “A boy and a girl?”

Customer: “Ah.” *Another short pause* “It’s been a long night…”

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