Not True, He Ate Reese’s Pieces!

I respond to an ad that’s looking for tech support help.

Me: “What kind of tech support are you looking for?”

Client: “Iphone and computer; very simple questions. It’s a non-paying gig and you have to come to Cambridge. I will provide food.”

Obviously, I don’t reply. After two days, I receive a message from them:

Client: “Hello?”

Me: “Hello. I can’t work for food.”

Client: “You don’t eat? You must not be human! Are you must be E.T?”

Me: “My landlord has enough food, the train doesn’t take food and my car doesn’t run on food.”

Client: “Okay. Too bad. Goodbye, E.T.”