Your Hard Drive Is Toast
(I am helping my mom purchase and install an anti-virus for her computer over the phone since we live in different states. My mom’s not very skilled when it comes to computers, but everything is going pretty well. She’s purchased and saved the needed files.)
Mom: “Hey! It says it’s downloading!”
Me: “That’s good.”
Mom: *growing more frantic* “But it’s downloading! Where is it downloading?! Is it downloading onto my computer?!”
Me: *pause, then with extreme sarcasm* “No, mom. It’s downloading onto your toaster.”
Mom: “Why would it download there?!”