Must Have Been One Heckuva Party
I am opening up the gas station at 5:00 am on November third. A forty-five- to fifty-year-old man comes in.
Customer: “Hey, brother, where’s the bathroom at?”
Me: “Right around the corner next to the California Lottery table.”
Customer: “Appreciate it, man. Have a happy Halloween!”
Me: “Thank you, but today’s November third.”
He sarcastically giggles. At this point, I believe he thinks I’m joking. He starts walking to the bathroom, and it hits him I may not be joking. He returns to me.
Customer: “Wait, really?”
Me: “Yes, sir, Halloween was three days ago.”
Customer: *Looks at his watch* “…f***.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?