Most Jobs Are Just Smoke And Mirrors
Me: “Know what else I hate?”
Coworker: “What?”
Me: “People who vape, and then look down on people who smoke.”
Coworker: “I was hoping you’d stop after the first half of that sentence.”
Me: “Well, maybe I’m speaking from a position of ignorance here, as somebody who does neither one, but they seem pretty much the same to me. You’re still putting something d**k-shaped in your mouth and blowing gas through it.”
Coworker: “I think the difference is that with smoking, you’re paying a rich, fat, old, white man to suffocate you slowly over 40 years.”
Me: “So it’s the same thing as having a job?”
(Pause.)
Coworker: “Dude. High five.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?