Male To Female Adapter

, , , , , | Right | March 2, 2010

Me: “Hi, what can I do for you?”

Customer: “Um… I need some…” *whispers* “…tampons?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Some tampons, please.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I think you have the wrong store.”

Customer: “No, I don’t. My husband told me to come here and get them!”

Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry. We don’t sell those here.”

Customer: “But you have to. He said he got some here last week.”

(I realize she probably means tapcons, which are masonry screws.)

Me: “Do you mean tapcons?”

Customer: “Yeah, that could be it. I don’t know why he told me to get tampons. That doesn’t make any sense.”

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