Making A Boob Of Them All
(I start puberty early, and by the age of ten, I have a well-developed chest, while most of my classmates are still very flat. I was constantly teased long before this, but the other girls have started a loud campaign to convince everyone that my breasts are fake. One day, I am in the girls restroom when the head “mean girl” and her friends surround me.)
Mean Girl: “Look; we all KNOW you’re stuffing. You can’t fool anyone! Just admit it.”
Me: *fed up at this point, I lift up the front of my shirt and flash the entire group* “Trust me; they’re real.”
(I then left without saying another word. While I was still teased for a variety of other reasons, somehow no one ever questioned my breasts again.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?