Just Tell ’em What They Want To Hear, Part Three

(I work at an amusement park where they have free unlimited drinks throughout the park, a fact that is posted all over the park.)

Me: “Hello, what can I get for you today?”

Customer: “Yeah, how much are your free soft drinks?”

Me: “…I’m sorry?”

Customer: “Are you deaf, son?! HOW MUCH ARE YOUR FREE SOFT DRINKS?!”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I couldn’t hear you and thought you said something stupid. The free drinks are $5 each.”

Customer: “That’s f****** highway robbery! You people should be ashamed!”

Me: “Oh, we are…”