It’s The Happiest Place On Earth, Not The Driest

I am working at Disney World and it starts to rain. A guest runs up to me.

Guest: “Why is it raining? It’s Disney World!”

Me: “It does sometimes rain here.”

Guest: “But… this is Disney World!”

Me: “Yes, sir! As much as we’d love to control the weather, the magic can only go so far.”

Guest: “Well… make it go further! This ridiculous! Raining in Disney World! Disney World!“

They stormed off, complaining about us not being able to control the weather.