If You Go Hard, I Can Go Harder
Creative Solutions, Editors' Choice, Harassment, Karma/Comeuppance, Perfect Comebacks, Restaurant, Rude & Risque, USA | Right
| May 22, 2024
A table is almost finished with their meal. One of the older patriarchs of the table has been obnoxious and vulgar throughout the entire meal.
Me: “Do any of you need anything else?”
Customer: “Yeah, I need a to-go box for my boner.”
I bring him over a two-ounce to-go ramekin.
Me: “I’m sorry, that’s the smallest we have.”
He glared at me and stormed out. Thankfully, he wasn’t the one paying… or tipping!
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?