I Swear Refunds Are Getting Ridiculous
A customer buys a book and then comes back a week later looking to return it. It’s a sci-fi military novel.
Customer: “I want to return this crap!”
Me: “That’s too bad, sir. May I ask what was wrong with this item?”
Customer: “I read the whole d*** book and there’s swearing in it!”
Me: “You read the whole book?”
Customer: “Yeah!”
Me: “Sir, you just admitted that you read the entire book. I’m afraid I cannot do this return for you because I believe you are just trying to get us to give you money for free.”
Customer: “F*** you!”
He whipped the book at me and stormed out. I guess he didn’t have too much of a problem with swearing after all.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
