Their Knowledge Is Enter Level

A customer comes up to the tech support counter.

Customer: “My brand-new laptop won’t turn on!”

I do what I normally do when someone tells me this, which is press the power button. Sure enough, the laptop turns on without a problem.

Customer: *Excitedly* “What did you do?”

Me: “I just used the power button.”

Customer: *Sheepishly* “Oh, I was pressing ‘Enter’ ‘cause, you know, I wanted to enter into the computer.”