I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 34
(I am shopping at a national hardware chain. I am wearing a red and black windbreaker because of the weather. As I walk around the aisles looking for what I need, I eventually notice an elderly gentleman obviously following me around. I stop and look at him.)
Old Customer: “I was wondering where the knee pad thingies were, but not the ones you wear.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t work here; I’m shopping.”
Old Customer: “You know, the rubber pad things?”
Me: “I don’t work here…”
Old Customer: “…not the ones you wear.”
(It dawns on me that I am wearing similar colors to the store uniforms, so I just go with it.)
Me: “I think you might want to look in the gardening section a couple of aisles over.”
(As I am checking out, he comes up to the register with the pad in hand.)
Old Customer: “Thanks, found it in the garden section.”
(I still don’t know if he figured out I didn’t work there.)
Related:
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 33
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 32
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 31
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?