He’s Having A More Interesting Day Than You

Old Man: “Can you help me find something?”

Me: “Sure.”

Old Man: “There’s two of them, and they come in a box.”

Me: “Uh… what do you do with them?”

Old Man: “You clean things.”

I take him to where the cleaning products are, thinking he wants brillo pads.

Old Man: “I didn’t mean cleaning stoves; I mean for cleaning open wounds.”