Heads Will Roll

, , , , , | Friendly | October 16, 2020

My mom is working at a fast food restaurant, and some of her coworkers are trying to get her to join their softball team.

Mom: “You don’t want me. I’m very unathletic and am completely uncoordinated.”

At that moment, three heads of lettuce roll off the table. Without even looking, my mom perfectly catches all three.

Mom: “That was a total fluke.”

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