He Was In Arizona All Along
(While we’re at the mall, I sit down at a table to take a break while my wife wanders off to look in [National Candle Store Chain]. When she comes back, she is grinning and can barely contain her laughter.)
Me: “What are you laughing at?”
Wife: “Well, I saw a post on the Internet about a specific candle scent. Apparently, someone claimed it smelled like the perfect man. The post has a lot of replies with variations on the theme of, ‘I went and smelled it, and you were right; it is the scent of the perfect man!’ So, I was curious and had to go smell it myself.”
Me: “And? What did it smell like?”
Wife: “You!”
Me: *confused* “What?”
Wife: “It is the same scent as your body wash!”
(I don’t mean to brag, but… I have multiple people on the Internet claiming that I’m the perfect man. I still tease my wife about this.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?