God Opens Windows (But Will He Teach You How To Use It?)
I had a woman from the Midwest call us on a Monday morning. Over the weekend, her church, which had a 100-plus-system computer lab, had voted to make her the new administrator.
She had never touched a computer before.
Caller: “How do I use this Windows thing?”
Me: “Ma’am, we just made the antivirus software. Teaching you how to use Windows is not in the support agreement.”
Caller: *Angry and demanding* “I want to speak with your manager!”
There was an hour-long back-and-forth between my manager and the customer.
We were never sure how it ended. For years, I would ask him occasionally, and he’d give me a different answer every time. My favorite was:
Manager: “I picked up a Windows For Dummies book and shipped it to her.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?