Fast Food Is Now Faster Than A Speeding Bullet!
Two customers get into a fight and draw their guns on each other when it gets a bit heated. One of them goes off, luckily into the ceiling, and they both run away. This means our fast food place is now a crime scene, so the cops are called and we’ve blocked off the entrance.
A customer approaches.
Me: “Sorry, sir, we’re currently closed.”
Customer: “What happened?”
Me: “There was a gun incident. Luckily, no one was harmed, but we can’t reopen until the police say so.”
Customer: “Did they shoot the food?”
Me: “Uh… no?”
Customer: “Then you have no excuse not to serve me! I want a [combo meal] with Coke, and I want a large for the price of a medium for making me wait.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
