Don’t Do A Deep Dive Into This Thought Process

I am a dive guide in the Florida Keys. One of our divers is excited about the dive we just took her on.

Tourist: “That was my deepest dive yet! Sixty feet!”

Me: “Congratulations!”

Tourist: “How deep would we have to go to dive under the island?”

The captain and I look at each other for a second before I respond.

Me: “Over nine thousand feet.”

She still didn’t get it.