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October Themed Story Giveaway Reminder: Lying Isn’t Loving!

Not Always Romantic | Romantic | October 9, 2013
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Cat Lady

| Romantic | October 9, 2013



| AZ, USA | Romantic | October 9, 2013

(I’m in the kitchen, making something to eat when I see my boyfriend eating a small bag of chips.)

Me: “Babe, can you save me just one chip please?”

Boyfriend: “Okay.”

(A few minutes pass.)

Me: “Did you save me a chip?”

Boyfriend: *with a big smile* “I saved you half the bag!”

Me: “If that ain’t love, then I don’t know what love is.”

Turns Men Into Mewling Quims

| MI, USA | Romantic | October 9, 2013

(I’ve been on a kick watching ‘Thor’ and ‘The Avengers’ over and over again.)

Boyfriend: “Do you have a Loki fetish?”

Me: “No!”

(Actually, I do. I decide to change my phones wallpaper to one of Loki. I show this to the boyfriend.)

Boyfriend: “What? You do have a Loki fetish!”

Me: “No, but he is younger than you.”

Boyfriend: “So you do!”

Me: “I wouldn’t leave you for him.”

Boyfriend: “H***, I’d leave you for him! He has more money than me.”

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