Cobbled Together Some Clothes
(I like to get all my errands done as early as I can on a weekend so the rest of my time off is mine. I go to a cobbler to get a zipper replaced on a boot whose teeth keep separating.)
Cobbler: “Hmm. This repair is expensive.”
Me: “What? What’s expensive? How much are you thinking?”
Cobbler: “It’d be, like $35.”
(The boots are over $600 new; their worth should be pretty obvious to someone in his field. I imagine the manufacturer would repair it for me — being a defective zipper — but I don’t want to waste my time figuring it out if I don’t have to.)
Me: “That’s… not expensive.”
(I pay and then head out, calling my aunt to complain that the race-to-the-bottom pricing we face every day now makes $35 seem too expensive to fix a boot.)
Aunt: “What are you wearing?”
Me: “Umm, a rock shirt and jeans.”
Aunt: “Ironic rock shirt or real rock shirt?”
Me: “Real rock shirt.”
Aunt: “Do your jeans fit?”
Me: *confused pause* “No.”
Aunt: “How’s your hair?”
Me: “Greasy and messy… Aww, man, he thought I was homeless.”
(Now I know why I get all my best deals when I shop Saturday morning.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?