Choco-Lot

At the cash register, we have Valentine’s Day-related individually-wrapped chocolates. They’re handmade and very pretty, so a lot of people ask if they’re chocolate — because, you know, reading a sign is too difficult — but this one takes the cake.

Customer: *Picks one out* “What’s this?”

Coworker: “It’s chocolate.”

Customer: *Picks out another* “And this?”

Coworker: “…It’s chocolate.”

Customer: *Picks out another* “Is this a keychain?”

Coworker: “No, it’s chocolate. Everything in this basket is chocolate.”

None of the designs looked even remotely like a keychain. I would have thought he was trying to pull our leg if not for his completely straight face and the person with him looking at him like he had three heads.