Better A Live Sheep Than A Dead… Whatever It Is That She Is

I’m in the dairy aisle of a grocery store (wearing a mask) when I see a woman around thirty-five with her kid. The kid is in the cart watching something on a phone. Neither of them is wearing a mask.

I mind my own business, grab a milk jug, and head toward the self-checkout. Then, I see the woman take the phone out of the kid’s hands and hold it up like she’s recording me.

I quickly try to get away from her, but she keeps following me around the store. At one point, I hear her speak to her kid.

Woman: “Look at that sheep, bowing to the communist democrats, wearing his dumb mask!”

I finally turn around.

Me: “Why are you following me?”

She didn’t respond, so I told her to f*** off, checked out, and left.