Back Off Or Become The Butt Of My Joke
Social distancing in supermarkets is strictly enforced here. One of the rules is that each customer must use a cart, both to limit the number of customers allowed in at the same time and to ensure distance — keeping a cart length away from the nearest customer.
I’m queuing up at the counter when I feel a touch on my butt. I turn around: it’s a middle-aged woman leading her cart by grabbing its front. She has gotten so close that her hand and the cart bump me from behind.
Me: “Please keep your distance.”
Customer: “Oh, don’t worry. It’s all right.”
She comes another step closer, again bumping me from behind. I don’t know what possesses me — I’m usually very non-confrontational — but I answer her quite loudly.
Me: “As long as you’ve got your hand on my butt, you’re standing too close!”
She turned a wonderful shade of red and scurried off!
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?