A New Dimension Of Stupidity, Part 5

(I work at a theme park. I have to greet guests and provide them with 3D glasses as they queue for the ride.)

Guest: “Excuse me, what do I do with these?”

Me: “You put them on when you enter the ride.”

Guest: “Put them on where?”

Me: “…on your face.”

Guest: “Oh! I thought maybe they went on my arm!”

Related:
A New Dimension of Stupidity, Part 4
A New Dimension of Stupidity, Part 3
A New Dimension of Stupidity, Part 2
A New Dimension of Stupidity

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