A Little Light Death
(My boyfriend and I are getting ready for bed when I notice that the living room light is still on. I am tired and comfortable and have a gently purring cat on my chest, so I whine:)
Me: “Why is the living room light on?”
Boyfriend: “Because you left it on.”
Me: “No, babe, it’s the automatic light.”
(It’s supposed to turn off at 10:00 pm; it is 10:06.)
Boyfriend: “Oh. I shall go investigate! And by that I mean…”
(He gets up and makes a show of getting a decorative knife from our dresser.)
Boyfriend: “Imma kill it!”
(Just as he steps toward the bedroom door, the light flicks itself off, leaving me in hysterics and him saying:)
Boyfriend: “That’s what I thought!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?