Unfiltered Story #161860

I work at a fairly large home improvement store, thus I get a large amount of stupid questions and such.

Me: Ok ma’am, would you like me to put these plants in a box for you?
Customer #1: Oh, do you have one?
Me: *facepalm*

Customer #2: *looks at the cash back option on the pin pad, which only goes up to $50* Can I get $60?
Me: *faceplam*

Customer #3: (after I informed them that we would have to unload his items from his truck before issuing him a refund) Why can’t I get a refund for something that’s still in my truck? That’s a book or college-learned philosophy that don’t make no sense.
Me: *silent staring, and then facepalm*