Unfiltered Story #142136

My boss related this story to me..

Boss: So I put some bread in the toaster that takes forever to  make toast,and go get some juice and coffee. I go back near the toaster and smell burning toast. Since I wasn’t away from it that long, I know it didn’t have time to start browning yet ,much less burn. 

Other Hotel patron standing there:: “I turned it up for you to make it toast faster”

Boss: “Thanks a frigging lot-now it’s burned!”

Other Hotel Patron: You’re welcome!”

Boss:….